Short jokes
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Slob on my knob.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
You're really sexy 😉
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.