Short jokes
No one:
Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
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As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."