Short jokes
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Chicken
Eshay.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Read the comments.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the cheetah kill the lion? Because he farted.
I know my jokes suck.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog?
Neither has she.