Short jokes
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Pizza Hut.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
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what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
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