Short jokes
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Your (DYM 6).
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Yeestt?
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK