Short jokes
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.