Short jokes
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
1+1? Too hard.
Pool testing 123.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.