Short jokes

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because air is free...

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It pants!

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.