Short jokes
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Bullets.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!