Nononono.
Short Jokes
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.
What screams I’m insecure?
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
