Short jokes
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
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Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.