Short jokes
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
I just thought of the best invention ever: a vape dildo.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.