Short jokes
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
It's me, the Joje.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
So cinema.