Short jokes
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Where is Australia?
Where is Colorado?
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
I'm a lady, so I'm a man.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.