Short jokes
So cinema.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Hello.
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Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.