Short jokes
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
7000+ bats.
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏