Short jokes
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
LET'S GOOOO!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
He got a paper cut and bled out.
That's kinda sus, you know?
Who's Lil John?
I'm in school shooting. #USA
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Any more song suggestions?
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.