Short jokes

I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?

A horse can't hoop.

Hair (DYM 81).

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

MEOM!

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Yo momma so fat!

Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.

Blake drinks Coke.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!