Short jokes
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
You.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
I suffered The Great Depression.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!