Short jokes
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Oral
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Worst joke.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Stop the orphan jokes!
The rain is my tears.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.