Short jokes
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Anyone wanna chat?
Uranus is cold.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
If you're a girl, please comment.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?