Short jokes
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Owo
Woah, nice cock.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!