Short jokes
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
picking (DYM 74)
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.