Short jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."
So I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Later (DYM 125)
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
minutes (DYM 124)
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.