Short jokes
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Wassup? (DYM 109)
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.