Short jokes
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I hate this website, lol.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Dolly (DYM 79).
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(