Short jokes
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Petal
Hana?
I have a girlfriend.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Hi guys, it's Gwen. Good morning, people! Just to let you know, I am deleting my account tomorrow.
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.