Short jokes

What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!

If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.

I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.

Gallons (DYM 113).

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

You're adopted.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."