Short jokes
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
The belt broke.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Line (DYM 105)
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.