Short jokes
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
I don't know.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
Agreed (DYM 127).
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
"North America, best America."
I'm glad.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"