Short jokes
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
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What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.