Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Short Jokes
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Staring (DYM 119).
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
