Short jokes
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.