Short jokes
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?
Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
I like Cheetos.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Who the heck is Kristie?