Short jokes
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Joe Biden
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
Skeppy is the joke.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.