i was happy to find i could get a passing grade in all my subjecks if i had sex with my teacher untill i rememberd im home schooled
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
What's the sharpest thing in the world ?
A Fart..it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole .
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
"Watersharky, don't leave the site."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Can you guys check out my joke please?
Bunny was so hopping to see u this week
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him
little johnny dad was drunk and told him to grow up and he sad stfu you need to be young you big ass bitch
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. The old man is snoring. He got shot in the head and didn’t wake up in the morning.
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
