Short jokes
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.