I see you.
Short Jokes
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I have a body count of 7.
I like chips.
I'm pregnant.
Hoe?
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Midget
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
