Short jokes

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?

Cutting-edge Technology.

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.

Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

Si, papi?

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?

Because of Hispanic attacks.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?

So that they can be wanted.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.

Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.

Mommy kisses my butt.

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.