Short jokes
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
You have more chin than brain cells!
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.