Short jokes
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Nancy, the throat goat!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!