Short jokes

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?

A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).

What is an emo kid's favorite song?

"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?

132.513.531.332

This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.

What do you call a Paki in a microwave?

Pting pting pting.

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A self-portrait.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.