Short jokes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
When is a cold not a cold?