Short jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.