Short jokes

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."

Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?

No pine, no gain!

You pecan do it!

I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.

You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.

Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!

The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.

Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.

Can I ask you a question? Nut now!

Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?

The peanut butler.