Short jokes

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Hey Aria.

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?

Everywhere.

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.