Short jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.