Short jokes
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What is smegma name?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.