Short jokes
Are there support groups for men?
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.