Short jokes
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh