Short jokes
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.