Short jokes
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Pulp is a palindrome.
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Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"