What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why woman?
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
"Stop it," said he.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Best website ever 4 chair.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
