Short jokes

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.

He jumped off a curb stone.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."

"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."

I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

Can I get a Hoyah?

I like dicks... sporting goods.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.