Short jokes
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*