Short jokes
Quandale Dingle
I gun give money.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Stop it why offends... asf.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.