I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
