Short jokes
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
You are the gayest.