Short jokes
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Someday you'll go far.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race