Short jokes
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Gaming, uh?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?