Short jokes
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
I breathe in African food.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.