Short jokes
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.