Short jokes
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
China. There. :)
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!