Short jokes

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.

No joking.

Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅

What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?

Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.

When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

D: Johnny, Johnny.

J: Yes, Papa?

D: Eating sugar?

J: No, Papa!

D: Telling lies?

J: No, Papa!

D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)