Short jokes

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏

This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.

What kind of bee can't fly?

A KOBE.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.

Dinkleberg!

Evan

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.