Short jokes
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Ukraine.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Curry must hurry.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"