Short jokes

What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand-up comedy!

An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.

You masturbate...

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

I cummed on the alley.

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Orgasm means two things:

1. During you masturbate.

2. You torture phantoms.

Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

How is the weather down there?