Short jokes
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
My username good.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Vagina?
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
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Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"