Short jokes
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!