Short jokes
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?
Herpes stays around.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Why is he ourple?
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
lollllo.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.