Short jokes
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."