Short jokes

Short jokes

What's the difference between Obama and Trump?

Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!

Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.

Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.