Short jokes
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.