Short jokes
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Why is he ourple?
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
lollllo.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Deez nuts!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?