Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Make America Great Britain again!
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
afnshjrkf.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.