Short jokes
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
"Me fa so?"
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Pls send.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.