Short jokes
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
The Stigg
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
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What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."