Short jokes
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
These are just plain wrong jokes.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."