Short jokes
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
just yeah bruh and yeah.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!