Short jokes
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What time is it when it turns 13 o'clock?
Time to get a new watch.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!